by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 874thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,159thMost Influential: 2,749th
The People's Republic of
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Population559 million

CapitalKo Mei Chi


The People's Republic of Ofrettia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 559 million Ofrettis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ko Mei Chi. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ofrettian economy, worth 66.3 trillion kaponns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,661 kaponns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofrettia's national animal is the tayuri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ofrettia is ranked 189,433rd in the world and 8,269th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.81 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 874thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,159thMost Influential: 2,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,488thMost Conservative: 5,699thMost Authoritarian: 6,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,061stLowest Crime Rates: 7,422ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,779thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,476thLargest Governments: 12,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,437thHealthiest Citizens: 14,541stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,109thMost Secular: 18,294thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,635thMost Developed: 19,598th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266th in the regionMost Conservative: 301st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 320th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 363rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 366th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 502nd in the regionMost Extreme: 588th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 610th in the regionLargest Governments: 611th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 741st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 765th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 774th in the regionMost Influential: 824th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 837th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 844th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ofrettia was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, all the playground's a stage for Ofrettian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Ko Mei Chi make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Ofrettia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Subsidized Industry.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » Yaorozu, Hamerica, Abject Ludicrosity, Fauzjhia, El Fiji Grande, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Omnistria, Saperisole, Ethnon, Ihese, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, McMasterdonia, Dabarastan, Daiz, Corfad, Dreadton, Shibutani, Siwale, Valhalla123, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, The Rhein States, Antworship, Zzozona, Pazair, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Sundred, Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Frances Francis the First of France, Praeceps, Wineclaw, Dakota Territories, Chukstik Illahi, Xagill, Seenvorland, Dopeland420, Manticore utopia, and 148 others.Kocherian, Walter Jackson, Necromonia, Unshleepd, Interdimensional Zone, Sikol, Newpromisedland, Central Ryal, Free Culture, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, North Bratislava, Eraver, Mystiquelle, Fendlium, 1 very fast endotarter, Karazan, Railroad Crossing, Serendipita Martia, Hopsin, Yukti, The Iron Lions, Cowbridge, Yokciq Empire, East Supple Lund, Esplandia, Sil Dorsett, Aeolist, Korovan Isles, Simone Republic, Sevinland, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Austral States of America, Smesh, Clan Spaniel, Brucklania, Seanat, Dadastan Archipelago, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Joodey, Former English Colony, Daulatpur, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Westinor, Fayyayid, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Yellops, Vincone Cae, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Pantheons, Alyrria, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Madjack, Northern Glory, Termathe, United Kahndaq, Kragsgale, Xipher, The Noviosyus, Buckhem, Picairn, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Artemis Selene, Ultra777, Erubetia, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, CryptoTransumanists, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Solskjar, Tikariot, Neu-Galicia, Basedania, Heilhum Imperius, Holy Oranz, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ice and Tinian, Unsophisticate, Wilkshire, Revolutionary Sealand, Cloydicia, Eschatosia, Venezuelia, Moszce-Walvard, Vathnutum, Panama Coalition, Krazon, Votak Matim, Kenaniahistan, Orogonia, Harjad, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maclare, Runeda, Draconian Progression, WeKnow, Arawi, Therizia, East Akra, Frahnkzaden, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Pradovnia, Amprak, Glanst, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Gamer Party, Elvoreto, Comfed, Outer Shenendoah, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Liminyj, Navsland, Snottelling, Rozarus, Jestings, Ofira, and Abonland.

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