The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeviah Leznov with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.587 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,223 trillion Setés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 521,978 Setés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", only lightning has a chance of striking Jeviah Leznov twice, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 78^th in the world and 7^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,760.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.