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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 261stMost Influential: 791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,367th
The Torn-Down Condominium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Goodnight, Everybody!
Yakko Warner
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Economy
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Cinnibar

Population21.822 billion

CapitalVacant Lot
LeaderYakko Warner
Faith$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.822 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,078 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,226 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 24,196th in the world and 935th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 251.04 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 261stMost Influential: 791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,367thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,880thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,438thMost Cultured: 5,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,166thMost Pacifist: 6,370thBest Weather: 7,108thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,267thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,337thHealthiest Citizens: 7,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,539thHighest Food Quality: 7,606thMost Developed: 7,755thNicest Citizens: 9,560thMost Stationary: 10,116thSmartest Citizens: 11,150thHighest Economic Output: 11,956thMost Inclusive: 13,066thLargest Populations: 13,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,912thLowest Crime Rates: 14,280thTop
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Safest: 15,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,328thLargest Governments: 17,018thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,833rdMost Devout: 25,729th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 116th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 205th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionMost Cultured: 238th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 326th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 329th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 360th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 367th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionBest Weather: 389th in the regionMost Developed: 392nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 400th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 405th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 443rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 554th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 597th in the regionMost Inclusive: 627th in the region

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