The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.83 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 530 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,793 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, monochrome green ECO-K products adorn the supermarket shelves, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 287,758^th in the world and 1,420^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.