by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,289thMost Influential: 4,305th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
My land is my freedom
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population808 million

Capitalboar city

CurrencyHam dollars

The Republic of Pirnovo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Swineherd with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 808 million Pirnovoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of boar city. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pirnovoan economy, worth 81.2 trillion Ham dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,528 Ham dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Pirnovo's pristine beaches, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Pirnovo flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirnovo's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pirnovo is ranked 27,495th in the world and 807th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,456.69 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,289thMost Influential: 4,305thNudest: 4,871stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,392ndMost Average: 20,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,220th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 296th in the regionMost Average: 331st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 450th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 745th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 780th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pirnovo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Pirnovo flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, citizens must pay to enjoy Pirnovo's pristine beaches.
  • : Pirnovo was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Joetunheimr.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Pirnovo was endorsed by The Sultanate of PCheezy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 220 » Debluu, Axdel, Zukchiva, The Three States of Fortuna, Ridann, Enlil, Dravida India, VW53Aland, Vizh, Wallenburg, Lorrana, Oofery, BearStackof2015, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Santa Dystopia, Harro Waarudho, Alttaea, Tassirion, The Kulaata Islands, Dannemarie, Granskau, Rainbow Vests, Greater New Cassandra, Nevertopia, Empire of Dabiristan, Wanabe, East Malaysia, A mean old man, Kucia, Cacnesia, Dragonia, Catlovenia, ArenaC, Acronis, Daravon, Lueva, Asendavia, Technocratic Tagalog, Norna Chitya, Lanagon, Heatherspike, Firlands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Elejamie, Tshana, Danelaw Scandinavia, Clarence-Voslage, Cisdaniria, Aeljae, and 170 others.Talitoa, The solar ottomans, RumButter, CheeseBurrito, Wakeopolis, Blobon, Devlon, Cafe Hell, Arunika, New Amerindia, Jamitri, Rabarbarys, Fellon, Noreds Thereneuthene, The Almighty Country, Spiruvania, Survivoristan, Cellar Doors, ReeK, Wiranath, Pakitsk, Vessarlian, Grossvietnam, Zwen, Rhealaliit, The Death Syndicate, Ripsylvania, Taurora, Firenation91, Lyontisia, La xinga, North Insomnia, Sen Jast, Pledonia, Euricanis, Under Upper Antartica, Adavan, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Bai Lung, Servants of Gizmo, Drunken Seal Islands, Holy Alasia Orozen, The Empire of Rijelv, Socialist Holy American Empire, New Liberitad, Developing World, Propwash, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Modra, Enou, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Republoslavia, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Isahaak, Marrabuk, Slonful, Barfleur, Adioration, YSG Hermitcraft, Goodnamesarerare, Staynes, West Nagato, Kampf Empire, Roliganistan, Coruh, LibRight Libertarianism, Unger under over, Sunsistan, Blobbo, North Bernia, Impia Aghte, Centrical Union, Dermsie area, Arasakami, Kaigi, Kalaratri, Eagas, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Imperial Akatsuki, Seri Tai Republic, New Leganes, Lurolona, Stellar Colonies, Packilvania, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, New Bradenia Ghost, Personus, Komiker Mawrysharken, Iodinia, Interdimensional Waifus, Eumania, Albrook, Cameronia Excellentia, Karatol-Advenra, From New World, Roma IV, Upper Ellisse, CANZUK 1, Hexyia, Freedomindia, Obridles, Crucifer, Washingtonian Order, Adolanta, The island of Kiria, Zang0, Khadah, Lingu, ReReReRepublic, New Era states, CopyCato, Abtracnt, Kagorg Bra Corna, United China Nation, Eagle Crest, Universalius, Great Algerstonia, Fontesia, Hitaria, Konneticut, Schelemeketew, Zeiberland, Ulvesogullr, Capitalist Golborne, Anfair, Janoobi Jazair, Monteconstance, Zukish, Rhothstan, Duracell, Preat, Joundia, Mozembique, Kelssek, FreedomIand, Dahom, Concentus, Kublam, Kozya Gora, Monezambique, Icelandic Imperium, Khvetsch, Our Gods, Roissyland, Edmontia, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Narinoland, 3 14159265358979323846264, Bharatewa, Tierra Fuego, Rocie, Aquyia, Northern Celavon, Kilkire, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Hifau, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Nythi, Endertopias, Dorles, Kristanya, Tretrid, Nifalembria Zamingstan, PCheezy, and Joetunheimr.

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