by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thMost Influential: 1,133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,483rd
The Stratocratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Porotia protects it's own.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.38 billion

LeaderNenad Stosic

AnimalPorotian Wood Mouse

The Stratocratic Republic of Porotia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nenad Stosic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.38 billion Porotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telograv. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porotian economy, worth 539 trillion Poroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,170 Poroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porotia's national animal is the Porotian Wood Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porotia is ranked 13,487th in the world and 584th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.34 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thMost Influential: 1,133rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,483rdMost Armed: 5,202ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,112thLowest Crime Rates: 10,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,516thHealthiest Citizens: 11,744thMost Developed: 12,138thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,078thSafest: 13,322ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,241stLargest Governments: 14,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,748thBest Weather: 17,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,242ndMost Cultured: 17,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,184thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,981stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,211thSmartest Citizens: 22,487thMost Devout: 23,675th
Most Armed: 191st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 402nd in the regionMost Influential: 442nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 505th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 541st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 552nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 664th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 680th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 688th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 717th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 717th in the regionMost Developed: 718th in the regionLargest Governments: 736th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 753rd in the regionSafest: 764th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 829th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 837th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 866th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 893rd in the regionMost Cultured: 904th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Porotia changed its national currency to "Poro" and its motto to "Porotia protects it's own.".
  • : Porotia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Porotia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Porotia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Apollo Park.
  • : Porotia was endorsed by The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Porotia was endorsed by The Protectorate of Muqatil.
  • : Porotia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 231 » Brucklania, Kragsgale, Zzozona, Xipher, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Prydania, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Dabarastan, Amerian States, Corfad, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Siwale, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, WeKnow, Chukstik Illahi, Sikol, The Bureaucratic Territories, SORT, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Walter Jackson, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Newpromisedland, Seanat, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, North Bratislava, Daiz, Holy Oranz, 1 very fast endotarter, Zeternia, Illusia and Neverendia, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, and 181 others.Solskjar, Napnomadia, Ravendi, New Lakemba, Libertania Democratica, Highton Islands, Heilhum Imperius, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Orado, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, Sundred, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Xagill, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Kranostav, Cretox State, Dangine, Morover, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Valentine Z, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Pleroma Sans Romans, North Unity, The Endless Eventide, Outer Shenendoah, Azzarel, Liminyj, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, Vexilia, Marmiedon, Fascist Democracy, Aetulia, Dicko, Gendirt, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Sinclarian Provinces, Republica Guilleana, Cereskia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Ice and Tinian, Yukti, Draconian Progression, Esplandia, Wilkshire, Karazan, Madjack, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Seenvorland, Venicea, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Caladann, United Kahndaq, Advancia-Sizzletown, Testnation223, Neo Cheese Empire, Necromonia, DIMAnism, Karakalpak Republic, Soviet Terran, Dopeland420, The Austro Germanic Union, David Davidson, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, BrightFutures, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Potatolandium, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Laurendon, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Strongwill, Ellbonnia, Nodnarb, Hewani, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Yellops, Port Naga, Nuronte, Colfes, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Xentherida, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Moneyflows, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Zokk, Brsil, Democratie, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Freyford, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Solcius, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Landfinia, Lol2639, Kromi, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Galaician Empire, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Tyirza, Kitzgos, Yemet, Centrialand, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Enfindania, Canineia, Drash Mannistan, Theriyon Empire, Anungu, Jovian Knights, Folenz, Tringapore, Trooporia, Boston Castle, Fendlium, Perikuresu, Kastonvia, Navorden, Sopernia, Bearical, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, and Apollo Park.

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