The Apparently Irrelevant Person of JayDee II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by JayDee with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, devout population of 13.481 billion JayDeeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mourta. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The JayDee IIian economy, worth 464 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,448 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment JayDee's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JayDee II's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JayDee.

JayDee II is ranked 198,350^th in the world and 957^th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 41.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.