The Security Officer of JayDee II is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by JayDee with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 18.458 billion JayDeeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mourta. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong JayDee IIian economy, worth 754 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,887 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JayDee II's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JayDee.

JayDee II is ranked 180,672^nd in the world and 821^st in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.63 Obesity Rate.