The Security Officer of JayDee II is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by JayDee with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 18.478 billion JayDeeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mourta. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong JayDee IIian economy, worth 766 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,463 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JayDee II's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JayDee.

JayDee II is ranked 43,602^nd in the world and 389^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.