The Confed of Communist Communes of Puczovska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by National Rep Chaslava Abetsedarskaya with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.603 billion Puczovskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorkassk. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Puczovskan economy, worth 753 trillion Daily Property Allowance Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,692 Daily Property Allowance Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Puczovska's national animal is the Puczovskan Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marxist Syndicalism.

Puczovska is ranked 6,158^th in the world and 223^rd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 127.5 Kickbacks Per Hour.