The Confed of Commie Communes of Puczovska is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by National Rep Mateush Blashchak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.112 billion Puczovskans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorkassk. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Puczovskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,732 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,585 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million None battlesuits, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Puczovska #1 for number twos, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Puczovska's national animal is the Puczovskan Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anarcho-Communism.

Puczovska is ranked 7,338^th in the world and 427^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.58 on the Human Development Index.