The Confed of Commie Communes of Puczovska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by National Rep Mateush Blashchak with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.77 billion Puczovskans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorkassk. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Puczovskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,076 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,803 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Puczovska #1 for number twos, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puczovska's national animal is the Puczovskan Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anarcho-Communism.

Puczovska is ranked 109,321^st in the world and 4,477^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.