The Confed of Commie Communes of Puczovska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by National Rep Mateush Blashchak with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.588 billion Puczovskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorkassk. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Puczovskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,827 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 240,842 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million None battlesuits, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Puczovska #1 for number twos, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Puczovska's national animal is the Puczovskan Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anarcho-Communism.

Puczovska is ranked 198,709^th in the world and 8,865^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.