The Protectorate of Puusanamaa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 31.738 billion Puusanamaans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sordavala. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Puusanamaan economy, worth a remarkable 3,880 trillion rahas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,252 rahas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, lavish state dinners in Sordavala are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Puusanamaa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puusanamaa's national animal is the vuorikoira, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All are free to worship or not worship.

Puusanamaa is ranked 282,011^th in the world and 1,339^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.