The Republic of Rainbow Crabs is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.203 billion Rainbow Crabsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rainbow Crabsian economy, worth 563 trillion Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,648 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbow Crabs's national animal is the Crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rainbow Crabs is ranked 99,071^st in the world and 90^th in Resuscitation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,140.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.