The Corporate Republic of Greater Morvonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by SPATHA with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.067 billion Greater Morvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area-0 Consolação. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greater Morvonian economy, worth 344 trillion Zirreal credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,734 Zirreal credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Greater Morvonia has found 2 easter eggs), tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Morvonia's national animal is the Tunnel Lancehead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Greater Morvonia is ranked 81,464^th in the world and 174^th in Forest for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 97.47 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.