The Valiant Vessal of McClandia Doge 2 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Abell Ton with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.437 billion Astroneers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abell 85. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Astroneer economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Starfirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 144,273 Starfirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Abell Ton to meetings with foreign heads of state, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McClandia Doge 2's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McClandia Doge 2 is ranked 2,841^st in the world and 40^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 140.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.