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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174thMost Primitive: 245th
The Holy Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Compassion. Suffering. Pray for NationStates
His Holiness
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Red Spoon

Population4.325 billion

CapitalRed Faith
LeaderHis Holiness
FaithSpoonism

CurrencyGold bar
AnimalVampire

The Holy Land of Red Spoon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Holiness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.325 billion Red Spoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Faith. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The powerhouse Red Spoonian economy, worth 738 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,861 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and atheists on vacation find Spoonism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Spoon's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spoonism.

Red Spoon is ranked 207,054th in the world and 444th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 10.5 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174thMost Primitive: 245thMost Devout: 334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564thMost Ignorant Citizens: 987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,437thBest Weather: 1,464thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,960thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,344thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,984thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,939thLargest Governments: 4,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,535thMost Authoritarian: 5,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,057thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,597thHealthiest Citizens: 8,428thMost Conservative: 8,496thHighest Average Incomes: 9,635thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Spoon's influence in Forest rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Red Spoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, atheists on vacation find Spoonism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Red Spoon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, His Holiness has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Spoon, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.

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