The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet VII is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Swear Word with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.829 billion Reeteet VIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The all-consuming Reeteet VIIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Poke Dollar VIIS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 102,589 Poke Dollar VIIS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,095 per year while the poor average 5,308, a ratio of 133 to 1.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it is often said that only Swear Word could bring down Dàguó, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Reeteet VII's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep VII, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Terrorism.

Reeteet VII is ranked 228,508^th in the world and 3^rd in Thicc Economy Bois for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.