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Most Influential: 2,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,030th
The Hazelnut covered land of
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Speaker of the Nut-el
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Republic of Nutella

Population3.186 billion

CapitalNew Hazel City
LeaderSpeaker of the Nut-el
FaithThe Word of the Nut-el


The Hazelnut covered land of Republic of Nutella is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Speaker of the Nut-el with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.186 billion Nutellans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hazel City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Republic of Nutellan economy, worth 194 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,941 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for wolf sacrifices, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Nutella's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Word of the Nut-el.

Republic of Nutella is ranked 4,030th in the world and 56th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,952.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 2,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,030thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,360thNicest Citizens: 14,151stBest Weather: 15,507thMost Devout: 17,858thHealthiest Citizens: 17,997thMost Inclusive: 18,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,107thMost Cultured: 19,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,598th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 108th in the region

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