The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.422 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,191 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 173,223 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, contestants on Caymarnia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 284,495^th in the world and 4,912^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 14.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.