Population | 15.198 billion |
Capital | ModuleZero |
Leader | Executive Legislator Steve |
Faith | NeoLatRub |
Currency | REC |
Animal | dragon |
The Unified Lands of RestartAll is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Legislator Steve with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.198 billion RAllians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ModuleZero. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient RAllian economy, worth a remarkable 6,569 trillion RECS a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 432,271 RECS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown. RestartAll's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is NeoLatRub.
RestartAll is ranked 274,301st in the world and 5,135th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, Executive Legislator Steve's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
- : RestartAll was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Developed.
- : RestartAll was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : RestartAll's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
- : Following new legislation in RestartAll, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.