The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Beanman with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.806 billion Beanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Nuggets and Beansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Gold Nuggets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 240,644 Gold Nuggets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 769,066 per year while the poor average 57,201, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, small shoes often wash up on the beach, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and the newest shade developed by Chicken Nuggets and Beans's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Nuggets and Beans's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Chicken Nuggets and Beans is ranked 282,380^th in the world and 117^th in Spiritus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.