The Reclaimed Republic of The United Federation of Sealand is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Nova of Malawi with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.29 billion Sealandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mawalan Island. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Sealandian economy, worth 426 trillion Sun Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,730 Sun Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, a government program is underway to revitalize The United Federation of Sealand's beaches, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Federation of Sealand's national animal is the Electric Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnoticism.

The United Federation of Sealand is ranked 186,138^th in the world and 71^st in Spiritus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.