The World World Census
The Most Beautiful Environments in the World
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Cylea | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Libertas inaestimabilis” | |
| 5. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “No one cares about chocolate pudding.” | |
| 7. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of The Ice Bears | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Created November 14, 2004” | |
| 9. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Michael Newdow | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “I kicked the Supreme Court's butt.” |
