The State of Seymour is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.369 billion Seymourians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The strong Seymourian economy, worth 557 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,783 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Seymour's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seymour is ranked 195,705^th in the world and 5^th in Timor Leste for Safest, scoring 45.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.