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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,872nd Largest Welfare Programs: 5,706th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,815th
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Population6.923 billion



The Turd of Sieverdonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archimedes with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.923 billion Sieverdonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sieverdonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sieverdonian economy, worth 766 trillion Donians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,657 Donians, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Archimedes performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sieverdonia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sieverdonia is ranked 5,815th in the world and 216th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,407.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,872ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,706thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,735thTop
Nudest: 8,123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,660thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,333rdMost Politically Free: 9,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,504thMost Inclusive: 10,759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,794thNicest Citizens: 10,871stBest Weather: 10,968thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,384thMost Pacifist: 11,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,937thMost Developed: 12,200thMost Cultured: 12,563rdSafest: 13,090thSmartest Citizens: 14,288th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 216th in the regionMost Politically Free: 255th in the regionNudest: 256th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 284th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 391st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 419th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 427th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 530th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 559th in the regionLargest Populations: 589th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 590th in the regionMost Pacifist: 615th in the regionNicest Citizens: 626th in the regionBest Weather: 632nd in the regionMost Cultured: 643rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 644th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 647th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 652nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 658th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 663rd in the regionSafest: 694th in the regionMost Developed: 716th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 790th in the region

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