The Iron Reich of Eurogoslavia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Kaisen general Suttler with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 952 million Eurogoslavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linograd. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurogoslavian economy, worth 110 trillion Reich's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,445 Reich's marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A soldier's body is a temple, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurogoslavia's national animal is the Snow wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eurogoslavia is ranked 259,887^th in the world and 57^th in military state of Deren for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.