The Kingdom of Stensby is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rhiah with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.67 billion Stensbyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stensby City. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stensbyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,941 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Rhiah in ermine and velvet garb, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, increasing numbers of children in Stensby have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is almost non-existent. Stensby's national animal is the unicorn-tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stensby is ranked 277,645^th in the world and 10,571^st in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.