The Community of Social utopians is a massive, safe nation, ruled by RoMario with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.46 billion Social utopiansians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Коммуна. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Social utopiansian economy, worth 257 trillion Соцутs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 104,864 Соцутs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Social utopians allowed its WA membership to lapse, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social utopians's national animal is the Бурый тигр, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Social utopians is ranked 55,767^th in the world and 970^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 25.15 flags saluted per person per day.