The Republic of Bhadeshistan is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 405 million Indians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhadeshistanian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 144,977 Rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,307,093 per year while the poor average 1,972, a ratio of 662 to 1.

Bike rage is all the rage, Bhadeshistanian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Rupees each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bhadeshistan's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bhadeshistan is ranked 38,687^th in the world and 748^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,496.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.