The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Wulvlox I with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.896 billion Wolffoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth 780 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 200,264 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the new Phoenix Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and the Phoenixes of Wolffoxia are surprisingly well-adjusted. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Wolffoxia is ranked 2,856^th in the world and 115^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.