The Republic of Confertia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sascha-Vanessa Disse with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.86 billion Confertians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirghan. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Confertian economy, worth 168 trillion Medars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,370 Medars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and foreign workers are flooding in as Medars flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confertia's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confertia is ranked 132,227^th in the world and 385^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,661.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.