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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,066thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,084th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
For socialism! Dying is living!
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Taipey

Population767 million

CapitalKalmar City
LeaderTaipey People's President Julio Aztiu

CurrencyTaipyn
AnimalPeacock

The People's Republic of Taipey is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Taipey People's President Julio Aztiu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 767 million Taipeyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmar City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taipeyian economy, worth 92.2 trillion Taipyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,171 Taipyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taipey's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taipey is ranked 26,216th in the world and 189th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,066thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,084thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,739thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,400thMost Influential: 12,505thMost Developed: 13,361stLargest Governments: 13,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,030thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,106thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,304thMost Inclusive: 14,982ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,627thLargest Retail Industry: 15,960thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,256thLowest Crime Rates: 19,160thMost Cultured: 19,403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,105thSafest: 20,384thMost Efficient Economies: 20,422nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Taipey voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Taipey voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.

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