by Max Barry

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Team Hartford Whalers

Population3.305 billion


AnimalPucky the Whale

The Hockey of Team Hartford Whalers is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.305 billion Team Hartford Whalersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hartford. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Team Hartford Whalersian economy, worth 161 trillion Pucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,806 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, Team Hartford Whalers has designated Hartford as its capital city, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Team Hartford Whalers in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Team Hartford Whalers's national animal is the Pucky the Whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Team Hartford Whalers is ranked 123,533rd in the world and 5th in Definitely Not Region Name for Nudest, with 112.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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