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Most Influential: 1,923rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,712th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,648th
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The 3rd Swedish Empire

Population2.353 billion

LeaderKing Gustaf VII


The Kingdom of The 3rd Swedish Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Gustaf VII with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.353 billion Swedes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyköping. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Swedish economy, worth 314 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,710 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 3rd Swedish Empire's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The 3rd Swedish Empire is ranked 6,828th in the world and 19th in New Western Empire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 118.71 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,923rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,712thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,648thMost Devout: 3,852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,983rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,828thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,011thLargest Black Market: 8,272ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,550thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,973rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,534thBest Weather: 15,704thHighest Average Incomes: 16,886th
Most Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the region

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