The United Socialist States of The New Islands of Fredonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Morgenne Stalin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.048 billion Fredonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libereco Urbo. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse an Islander economy, worth 666 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,503 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The New Islands of Fredonia's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

The New Islands of Fredonia is ranked 288,056^th in the world and 1,297^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.