The Island of The Parandeam is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.737 billion Parandeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyacinthia. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Parandean economy, worth 626 trillion Aces a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,684 Aces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown. The Parandeam's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Parandeam is ranked 36,006^th in the world and 482^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 71.74 on the Human Development Index.