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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,999thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,496thNicest Citizens: 16,500th
The Awesomeland012345 Card Farm of
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Population1.691 billion


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The Awesomeland012345 Card Farm of Thebestnationeverhahaha is a massive, genial nation, notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.691 billion bestnationeverians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomeland012345. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving bestnationeverian economy, worth 157 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,402 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby", children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thebestnationeverhahaha's national animal is the killer bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thebestnationeverhahaha is ranked 17,374th in the world and 2nd in A Card Farm for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,285.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,999thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,496thNicest Citizens: 16,500thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,374thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,496th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

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