The Imperial Free City of Tillania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Lord Mayor with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.788 billion Tillanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colonia. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tillanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,662 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,958 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Lord Mayor steals from the rich and gives to the needy, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tillania's national animal is the Flönz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tillania is ranked 8,628^th in the world and 3^rd in The Atheist Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 35.87 average smiles per day.