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Uniserve

Population35.037 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.037 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 39,225 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,119,549 unibucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,806,034 per year while the poor average 116,967, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 206,474th in the world and 37th in Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -875.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Secular: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Subsidized Industry: 76thLargest Governments: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thMost Efficient Economies: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stFattest Citizens: 247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 340thMost Stationary: 374thSmartest Citizens: 397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 620thLargest Publishing Industry: 772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 802ndLargest Populations: 896thRudest Citizens: 1,568thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,493rdMost Conservative: 4,639thMost Influential: 6,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,494thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,931stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,794thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,032ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,692nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Leader's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.

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