The People's Republic of Peoples East Aliska is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 322 million East Aliskans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Que Fz Lorcaia. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The East Aliskan economy, worth 15.3 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,447 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples East Aliska's national animal is the Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Peoples East Aliska is ranked 246,733^rd in the world and 4,506^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.