The Military Congress of United Federation Of Pancakes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Black Jack with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.088 billion Pancakesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Wood. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,796 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 222,175 Maple Syrups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (United Federation Of Pancakes has found 3 easter eggs), and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation Of Pancakes's national animal is the Pancakes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Maple.

United Federation Of Pancakes is ranked 5,214^th in the world and 29^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 554.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.