Population | 15.996 billion |
Capital | Pyjong |
Leader | Kim Jong-un |
Currency | Woni |
Animal | Owl |
The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.996 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.
The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 6,941 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,950 Wonis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, most pop videos prominently feature the United great Korean flag, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
United great Korea is ranked 761st in the world and 34th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 179.93 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, most pop videos prominently feature the United great Korean flag.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.