Population | 16.066 billion |
Capital | Pyjong |
Leader | Kim Jong-un |
Currency | Woni |
Animal | Owl |
The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.066 billion United great Koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.
The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 6,913 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 430,322 Wonis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,219,856 per year while the poor average 121,318, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Citizens can freely debate whether Kim Jong-un is a great leader or the greatest leader, caroling is considered a public disturbance, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
United great Korea is ranked 245,412th in the world and 5,869th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, citizens can freely debate whether Kim Jong-un is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the nation is under martial law.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered United great Korean weed picker.