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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
For kim
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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United great Korea

Population16.066 billion

CapitalPyjong
LeaderKim Jong-un

CurrencyWoni
AnimalOwl

The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.066 billion United great Koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 6,913 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 430,322 Wonis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,219,856 per year while the poor average 121,318, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Citizens can freely debate whether Kim Jong-un is a great leader or the greatest leader, caroling is considered a public disturbance, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 245,465th in the world and 5,869th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 80thMost Patriotic: 85thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 218thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 371stMost Primitive: 450thMost Avoided: 455thMost Ignorant Citizens: 529thLowest Crime Rates: 799thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 831stHighest Average Incomes: 843rdLargest Black Market: 857thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,292ndMost Secular: 1,689thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,813thHighest Economic Output: 1,884thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,676thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,942ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,506thLargest Governments: 9,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,515thNudest: 11,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,904thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,298thMost Efficient Economies: 22,817thMost Conservative: 23,855thLargest Populations: 24,011th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 239th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 267th in the regionNudest: 343rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 377th in the regionLargest Populations: 393rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 529th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 557th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 630th in the regionMost Conservative: 701st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, citizens can freely debate whether Kim Jong-un is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered United great Korean weed picker.

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