The Most Serene Republic of UzoMite is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barado with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.765 billion UzoMiteses enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariozu. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient UzoMitean economy, worth a remarkable 2,915 trillion Standardised Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,491 Standardised Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period (UzoMite has found 8 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UzoMite's national animal is the Baer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Myself.

UzoMite is ranked 3,787^th in the world and 5^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Nicest Citizens, with 54.5 average smiles per day.