The Holy Empire of GP-Germany is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.697 billion GP-Germanyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GP-Germanyian economy, worth 357 trillion Terra Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,739 Terra Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GP-Germany's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greenism.

GP-Germany is ranked 7,800^th in the world and 272^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 69.32 flags saluted per person per day.