The Jaramian Federation of Hatterland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AJ Al-Haik with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.577 billion Jaramians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhat Tyci. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jaramian economy, worth 390 trillion qimas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,714 qimas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatterland's national animal is the fire orb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hatterland is ranked 53,332^nd in the world and 1,275^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 26.11 flags saluted per person per day.