The Grand Duchy of Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and Malay is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 183 million Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and Malayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and Malayian economy, worth 12.6 trillion Vietcong Dongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 68,778 Vietcong Dongs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and Malay's national animal is the Green Backed Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and Malay is ranked 39,234^th in the world and 1,483^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,245.56 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.