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Most Armed: 7,522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,427thMost Devout: 14,497th
The Disputed Territories of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
You know we're superstars, We R Who We R
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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We R Who We R

Population2.725 billion

CurrencyRock
AnimalLion

The Disputed Territories of We R Who We R is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 2.725 billion We R Who We Rians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The strong We R Who We Rian economy, worth 159 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,414 Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We R Who We R's national animal is the Lion.

We R Who We R is ranked 54,791st in the world and 1,201st in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring 43.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Armed: 7,522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,427thTop
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Most Devout: 14,497thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,555thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,594th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 103rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 145th in the regionMost Devout: 146th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 221st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 284th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 325th in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 393rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 415th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 425th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in We R Who We R, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.

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