The Oppressed Peoples of West Australatina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Potato with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.171 billion West Australatinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Australatina. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient West Australatinan economy, worth a remarkable 5,723 trillion YouCares a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 377,283 YouCares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that a West Australatinan woman's work is never done, sweet-toothed West Australatinans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, the newest shade developed by West Australatina's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. West Australatina's national animal is the potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bicyclism.

West Australatina is ranked 285,281^st in the world and 1^st in CWCistan for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 6.63 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.