The Empire of Xalidius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Xenos with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.016 billion Xalidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerxes. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xalidiusian economy, worth an astonishing 10,355 trillion Xaluses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 413,964 Xaluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and babies are increasingly seen as a luxury. Crime is totally unknown. Xalidius's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Xenos' Cult of Personality.

Xalidius is ranked 27,840^th in the world and 698^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.16 law-abiding acts per hour.