The Republic of The Guiseran Republic is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 509 million Guiserelles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gati. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guiseran Republician economy, worth 45.2 trillion GrBs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,836 GrBs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, you're only as old as you feel, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Guiseran Republic's national animal is the Latetian Panda.

The Guiseran Republic is ranked 54,169^th in the world and 610^th in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 138.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.